Everyone Gets a Puppy (Except Me)
So lately, everyone I know is getting puppies, or has a cute dog, (or is happy with their life in general). It's getting depressing.
But I've also noticed, that I react to puppies the way normal women react to babies. And I react to a baby the way normal people would react to stepping in dog shit.
The minute I see a puppy, I turn into this baby-talking freak who wants to cuddle and snuggle, and potentially dognap.
This is all making me think that I possibly want to become a dog breeder. I love dogs, I love puppies. So my next week I plan on researching what it takes to breed dogs, costs, time, etc.
I'll also be working on a top secret project which I can hopefully share by the end of September. As for now, all I can do is ask people for luck and get at it.
I know this was a shitty little post, but it still counts. 2 days in a row. I can do this!
- Everyone Gets a Puppy (Except Me)
- I'm Back... I Think
- Tomorrow
- Done With Moping
- Let’s Try This Again
- Things Like This Could Only Happen To Me
- Reading Blogs is Making Me Look Insane
- Controversy; it is What the Media Survives Upon
- Ginger Cats are Probably Spawns of the Devil
- Just Because You’re in University, it Doesn’t Mean you Aren’t an Idiot
- Fish are Trying to Eat Me
- Happy Welfare Days!
- Don’t Worry, I Haven’t Died
- Dear Tonsils, I Win.
- I Suck At Being Responsible
1 comments:
thats because puppies are so much better than a fucking baby.
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